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Outboxing

Unpromptedly, unhinged dreams about an e-commerce website where you can shop for last minute deals, except the last minute deals are literally for your last minute. Your final planned moments, curated to the last detail. A website exclusive for luxury-level rich exit planners. You have to take a quiz: “How do you intend to do it?” being the first question, with options being: A) Drink myself to death, B) Hang off the ceiling fan, C) Jump off my private penthouse And based on your answers you get suggestions A) 300 year aged whiskey for $4000, B) Jimmy Choo heels, C) A Chanel dress so when you're found at the very least Even if nothing adds up Everything matches